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Anonymous asked: I'm the hair Anon. Chill Attention! Anon. There's room enough for the both of us to creep out Scotto.

You two behave or I’m gonna turn this Tumblr around and there will be no Anons for anybody!

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Anonymous asked: Too many anons asking you questions. I was the "Attention!" Anon, and I have no opinion on your hair. I challenge the other anon to a duel!!

I’m confused and scared and I don’t like it.

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Anonymous asked: I like that weird little part of your hair that doesn't cooperate.

It has mixed feelings about me :/

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Anonymous asked: Attention!

Gesundheit!

(You’re cool, current anon.)

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Maybe You’ve Been Brainwashed Too

Maybe You’ve Been Brainwashed Too

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Warm weather

Brings the yearly return of shorts-eating buttmonsters.

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summacumnihil asked: Spawn LOVES bra commercials. He giggles at the women and then tries to peek under my shirt. He will also stare at light fixtures that are white domes with dark central fasteners. Yep, I've given birth to a boob man.

This is the most amazing thing I have ever received.

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meadek asked: Can't, character limit.

Curses

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